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Rosethorn
~Have a Peachy Day
A little human flesh never hurt anyone. :3
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"It eluded us then, but thats no mattertomorrow we will run faster, stretch out our arms farther. . . . And one fine morning
So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
-F. Scott Fitzgerald
It gives you cramps, Miki.
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>:3
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"I... I knew that... I was just testing you!"
-Booster
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"Push the Button, Max!"
-Professor Fate
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"Here lies Scout. He ran fast, and died a virgin."
-Spy
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YOU READ IT, YOU CANNOT UN-READ IT
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"I... I knew that... I was just testing you!"
-Booster
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"Push the Button, Max!"
-Professor Fate
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"Here lies Scout. He ran fast, and died a virgin."
-Spy
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